Our Swinger Profile

In anticipation for all of the fun times and sexy couples we hope to meet at SwingFest 2008 we decided to place an online profile that was outside the traditional "swinger sites" that way anyone interested could view it regardless of which site they are a member of.

We ordered business cards with our "swinger info" from Vista Prints to pass out to new couples. You can get 250 cards for free!


About Us:
We have been happily married for over 15 years and very secure in our relationship. We are kid free by choice, but our two dogs and three cats are our babies. We were first exposed to the lifestyle many years ago when we used to regularly attend "an off premise swing club" in Dallas called Sans Souci. At that time the concept of swinging was foreign to us but this was a place where we could meet other couples interested in girl/girl only play. We moved from Dallas to an area where attending such a club required a weekend trip, so we had no way of meeting like minded people on a regular basis. Then sometime in spring of 2004 we discovered "swinger websites", and after much discussion met two different couples, but these meets never amounted to any sort of swinging, as both couples were also newbies, and none of us knew how to get from dinner to the bedroom, (an art we now call "closing the deal"), even after several outings with each other. Over the next year and a half we attended a club several hours a way on 3 occasions, with same results. After massive quantities of liquid courage at small Halloween party in 2005 we had our first soft-swap experience. In April of 2006 we had our first full swap experience and have never looked back.

We will get to the sexual info later but for now we would like to share a little info about us that might give you some insight to the type of people we are. First and foremost we are each other's best friends, and enjoy doing almost anything together. We dream of living the Jimmy Buffet life. We try not to take life too seriously, and just enjoy each day for what it is. Most of our friends would describe us as very laid back. We aren't the type who need a bunch of bells and whistles to have a good time. A cold beer on a hot day, listening to live music on a patio while consuming previously mentioned beer with good friends is just as rewarding as a 5 star vacation. Some vanilla activities we like are golf, disc golf, hearing live music, outdoor events/festivals, people watching, shopping(her), playing guitar (him), and of course, thanks to DVR we consume copious amounts of television programming. Our musical tastes run the gambit, but some of our favorites are Jimmy Buffet, Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz, Paul Simon, Counting Crows, Tom Petty, Michael Buble, Metallica, Guns and Roses, and on and on and on. We are lucky enough to have a private backyard with a pool. Needless to say the bulk of our summers are spent in our birthday suits. We're always looking for couples to ditch their clothes and come join us for a swim.

The Sexual Stuff:
She is EXTREMELY BI and very attractive "HOT", with a fun flirty personality. She's the kind of person everyone loves, others have said she's the life of a party. She gives an award winning blow job, and has won several trophies and ribbons for her cunnilingus skills. She's very vocal, multi orgasmic, and simply loves to FUCK. We should also mention that if you know the combination she's also a squirter. She might be a nymphomaniac but has never been clinically diagnosed. She likes guys that are funny, confident, respectful, and a just a tad on the shy side. Cocky guys won't get very far. (couples with Bi-fems are a plus but not a requirement.)

He's an EXTREMELY STRAIGHT goof, with a witty / sarcastic sense of humor, & according to most, an excellent kisser. He has a talented tongue, and recently while training with Tibetan Monks learned the secrets of a sexual kung-fu grip that has statistically shown to cause 6 out of every 10 women to squirt. Standard equipment also included, order now, and get a free set of steak knives. He like girls that have a pulse, are self-confident, funny and sexually adventurous. (couples with a Bi-male are a BIG NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!)

We aren't professional swingers, but since starting in the lifestyle we have learned what we like and what we do not. We enjoy lots of flirting, touching, and kissing, OMG do we love kissing!

**DEAL BREAKER**
(couples who don't allow kissing, or are bad kissers.)

Sexually speaking, we are into 3sums, 4sums, ..... 12sums, and moresums, but we would have to say that our favorite is the basic 2 on 2. We've also confirmed that enthusiasm and personality will draw us into a sexual situation much quicker than a flawless figure. Never forget that confidence is sexy!

Get Naked, Swing Loud... after all ... Sex is Fun, Play with it!

We are interested in:
Couples & Singles who are laid back, fun, attractive, height/weight proportionate, have a reading level above 5th grade, and able to hold a conversation. We consider ourselves to be a very easy going couple with no expectations other than "be yourselves". We expect couples we meet to be honest and upfront about what they are looking for and what their rules and limits are. We prefer full-swap couples who are somewhat experienced. However we do not limit ourselves to any particular flavor of play. We also enjoy soft swap couples with a bi female as well as the occasional single male or elusive unicorns.

Like most couples in the lifestyle our exposure to new couples usually comes in one of two ways. Swing parties/clubs and Online Swinger sites. At parties and clubs we are social butterflies, mingling and flirting around the crowd, looking for someone that we have a spark with. We have two online sites that we are members of but typically only use Swinglifestyle (SLS) on a regular basis as it has the largest number of members in our area.

A note regarding profile photos:
Photos should show BOTH of your faces. Photos should be up to date, where your body type, hair style, and appearance are current. No one cares if you used to be sinfully hot 20 years ago if you look like Rosie O'donnell now. Unless you are friends with Mr. Peabody and have access to his wayback machine, update your photos. Please, no grainy, dark, shadowed photos that give a unclear representation of what you look like. Photos lit only by the glow of your monitor do not cut it. Also remember that there is more to a person than a close up of their breasts, ass, and genitals.

We understand the the nervousness for those who are new to swinging, but if you have taken the step to post a profile online then we would hope that you have the desire to actually meet people in real life, not endless chatting, emails, and picture swapping. Our opinion is that if you are too scared to meet for dinner/drinks then you may want to reconsider this lifestyle. You need to be somewhat outgoing and social. Dinner/Drinks does not = Sex. Over dinner we can get to know each other and determine if we click. If so we can discuss the rest from there. Although we have been known to play on a first meet, you should NEVER EXPECT ANYTHING.

Please.. NO DRAMA.. WE DON'T DO DRAMA!!

Side notes:

We understand that many of you have children, but we will not meet you out with the kids, nor will we go back to your place to play if children are there, we do not care how sound they sleep.

We are not looking for exclusive or needy friends, just because we get along and have great sex does not mean that we want to spend every available opportunity with you.

A response of "not interested" is enough whether or not we send it or receive it, we're all adults and not everyone meshes with everyone else.

A note about certifications:
Depending on which website you are a member of there may or may not be a way for couples to "certify or verify" that other couples are who they say they are. In our opinion certifications are like business referrals. We take them very seriously, and they do factor in when we are deciding on potential playmates. We have quite a few, and because we understand that people feel differently about certifications we feel a need to explain the way we see them. Some have told us that it appears "promiscuous" to have too many, (a term many would use is "bed-notchers"). Sexual variety is one of the reasons we are in the lifestyle! We're not looking for boyfriends, girlfriends or best friends, nor do we want to be part of an exclusive clique. To us, the more certs you have, the more likely you are to be serious about the lifestyle. We certify couples and singles that we feel are solid, real swingers, that would present no drama to others who might choose to meet them. We have played with most couples that we've certified (and that have certified us), and some we haven't. At its most basic, our certification of you simply means that we've met you, and that we feel you're in the lifestyle for the right reasons, regardless whether we play or not.

Contact info:
Congratulations if you have made it this far down, and thank you for taking time to read our bantha fodder. We can be found and contacted in the following ways.

Twitter.com: swingloud
Swinglifestyle.com: swingloud
Swappernet.com: knoxtncpl124216
Yahoo Messenger: swingloud2008
Gmail: swingloud at gmail.com